Friday, November 9, 2007

Zubaz ARE BACK!



Oh man! Remember these guys from the early-to-mid-90's? Remember those dudes walking around the mall wearing Gold's Gym t-shirts that were cut at the sleeves and around the mid-riff, the majestic ringlets of their greasy mullets falling gently across their upper shoulders, erstwhile sporting these fine and fashionable trousers? Well, THEY'RE BACK! Soon, there will once again be legions of Oakley-sunglass-wearing, HGH-ed up muscleheads cruising around in their IROCs and listening to "Pour Some Sugar On Me." And all because of the return of the mighty Zubaz. And I can't wait.

The website boasts that they "suggest[s] an 'in your face' attitude by the weightlifters, athletes, sports fans and other casual connoisseurs of high fashion who don [their] pants." Well, as a connoisseur of high fashion, I can say that I, for one, will be purchasing the entire line of Zubaz, including the limited edition Green Bay Packers motif.

And as the website suggests, I will definitely "be the first in your group of friends to declare your rekindled passion for Zubaz and offer unrestrained support to your favorite sports team and sporting-like activity."

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

I haven't posted here in a week - I feel like I've been neglecting my internet duties!

I'll make some excuses for myself, though. Last Monday and Tuesday, I moved in to my new place in Providence. Also, my parents moved to Florida, so I spent Halloween night hanging with them, and then playing Wii and drinking with my brother, who I haven't talked to in about 5 years. And then I worked Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights. Sunday, we tried out a new guitar player, and then it was Super Bowl XLI.5. Monday was more band practice.

...Doctor appointment, car trouble, plantar warts, granddad fought in World War II. Use your head, man. I keep mine in here. Look alive, Halpert. Welcome back.